Funny Short Jokes: A Collection of Hilarious Anecdotes
A man was in the street with a sign saying, “Long live my mother…” And on the other side, the sign said, “But you live far away!”
A child comes to her pregnant mother and asks: “Mommy, what’s in your belly?”
“A child.”
“And who gave it to you?”
“Your dad.”
And the boy runs to his dad and says: “Dad, don’t give any more children to my mom because she eats them!”
Phone Jokes
Ring, ring, the phone rings at four in the morning. Someone picks it up, and a voice asks, “Hello, hello, is this the Silva family?“
A sleepy voice answers, “No, you’ve got the wrong number, the family is sleeping!”
“Ring Ring”
“Hello, butcher shop, what do you want?”
“Do you have pigs’ feet?”
“Yes.”
“Well, wash them!”
Having dialed the wrong phone number to communicate long distance, a woman asks in a tone of anguish, “Have you already arrived there in July?”
A deep voice answered: “No, ma’am, I know that some people call you that, but we are still here in April.”
Act I: A normal phone.
Act Two: The same normal phone again.
Act Three: The same phone but with blood.
What’s the story?
The call was cut off.
More Funny Jokes
Once, Pedrito arrives at his mom’s and says, “Mom, Mom, you’re a liar.”
Mom asks: “Why do you say that, Pedrito?”
“Because you told me that my brother was an angel.”
The mother says: “Yes, Pedrito, your brother is an angel.”
Pedrito says: “No, it’s not true!”
Then the mother asked why, and he said: “Because I threw him out the window, and he did not fly.”
This was a 5-year-old child who was with his mother at the bus stop, and the mother told the child: “When we get on the bus, tell the driver that you are 4 years old, so you do not have to pay for a ticket.”
Then they get on the bus, and the driver tells the child: “How old are you?”
And the boy says: “Four.”
And the driver says, “And when will you be 5 years old?”
And the boy replies: “When I get off the bus!”
A boy yells at his father: “Dad, mosquitoes won’t let me sleep; they’re biting me!”
To which the father replies: “Well, son, turn off the lights and go to sleep.”
The child turns off the light when suddenly a firefly enters the room. The child screams again: “Now they’re looking for me with a flashlight, Dad!”
One evening, a mother and her child were at home. The child spilled the milk, and his mother ordered him to clean it with the mop, which was in the yard. The boy opened the door and noticed that he was afraid, and she said gently: “Don’t worry, son. God is everywhere, even in the dark of night.”
Then the boy shouted into the yard: “God! Pass me the mop, please!”