Funny Quotes and Sayings about Life, Love, and More

Funny Quotes and Sayings

About Life

Life is 3 days: 2 and one holiday hangover.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother, she must be respected.

Do not steal… The government hates competition.

I will live for my parents to live for my children.

When you fall in love, you do not notice, but in love, we become idiots.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

If one day you wake up and cannot see the sun, climb the blinds, stupid!

I’m totally not useless;

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Common Irregular Verbs in English and Basque

InfinitivePast SimplePast ParticipleBasque
bewas / werebeenizan / egon
beatbeatbeatenkolpatu/jo
becomebecamebecomebilakatu
beginbeganbegunhasi
bitebitbittenhozka egin
blowblewblownputz egin
breakbrokebrokenapurtu
bringbroughtbroughtekarri
buildbuiltbuilteraiki
burnburntburnterre
buyboughtboughterosi
catchcaughtcaughtharrapatu
choosechosechosenaukeratu
comecamecomeetorri
costcostcostkostatu
cutcutcutmoztu
digdugdugzuloa egin
dodiddoneegin
drawdrewdrawnmarraztu
dreamdreamt / dreameddreamt / dreamedamets egin
drinkdrankdrunkedan
drivedrovedrivengidatu
eatateeatenjan
fallfellfallenerori
feelfeltfeltsentitu
fightfoughtfoughtborrokatu
findfoundfoundaurkitu
flyflewflownhegan
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Common Irregular Verbs in English and Spanish

Common Irregular Verbs

InfinitivePast SimplePast ParticipleSpanish
bewas / werebeenser, estar
becomebecamebecomeconvertirse en, hacerse
beginbeganbegunempezar, comenzar
bitebitbittenmorder
blowblewblownsoplar
breakbrokebrokenromper
bringbroughtbroughtllevar, traer
buildbuiltbuiltconstruir
buyboughtboughtcomprar
cancouldbeen ablepoder
catchcaughtcaughtcoger, atrapar, tomar
choosechosechosenelegir, escoger
comecamecomevenir
costcostcostcostar
cutcutcutcortar
dodiddonehacer
drawdrewdrawndibujar
drinkdrankdrunkbeber
drivedrovedrivenconducir
eatateeatencomer
fallfellfallencaer
feelfeltfeltsentir
fightfoughtfoughtpelear,
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English Irregular Verbs List: Present, Past & Past Participle

Irregular Verbs in English

Common Irregular Verbs

PresentSimple PastPast ParticipleTranslation (Spanish)
bewas/werebeenser o estar
beatbeatbeatengolpear
becomebecamebecomeconvertir
beginbeganbeguncomenzar
bendbentbentdoblar
betbetbetapostar
bitebitbittenmorder
blowblewblownsoplar
breakbrokebrokenromper
bringbroughtbroughttraer
broadcastbroadcastbroadcastretransmitir
buildbuiltbuiltconstruir
burstburstburstreventar
buyboughtboughtcomprar
catchcaughtcaughtagarrar, coger
choosechosechosenescoger, elegir
comecamecomevenir
costcostcostcostar
creepcreptcreptreptar,
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Infant Joy and The Fly: A Comparative Analysis

Infant Joy

Summary

This poem celebrates the joy of new life. A two-day-old baby, when asked its name, replies “Joy.” The mother blesses the baby, hoping joy will fill its life.

Metrics and Structure

The poem consists of two six-line stanzas with an ABCDDC rhyme scheme, unusual for Blake. The repetition of “thee” at the end of the fourth and sixth lines emphasizes the parent’s loving concern for the child. The baby’s words, set off by dashes, create a dialogue about the naming.

Themes

The baby naming itself

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Journey to the End of Night: A Dark Descent into Humanity

Journey to the End of the Night

A Child’s Walk

After lunch, a child, after being told to take a walk, reluctantly obeyed. He started to dress, his only consolation being his brand new yellow shoes. His aunt kissed him goodbye, giving him money to buy something. He set off from the courtyard. It had rained that morning, and the child tried to keep his new shoes dry, though he was drawn to the puddles. Accustomed to walking with his hands in his pockets, whistling or chewing gum, he now found himself

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